Why is Robocop not a Volunteer Program?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 July 2015

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes join the DCP, get slaughtered on the job and have our lifeless corpses turned into half robots, half mans and all cops. We look at how important our dicks are, reminisce about that one robot that commits suicide in the second film (maybe?), and imagine an aged Robocop going through Alzheimer’s. Jackson points out that robotics and cybernetics are two completely different schools of science, Zammit doesn't understand why they don't use remote controlled ED-209s, and Duscher just forgives the film for any minor or major flaw because Robocop. So say goodbye to your human existence, choof off all those superfluous body parts and shoot a rapist in the dick because either way, dead or alive, you're coming with me.Want to help Robocop regain his humanity and more importantly, his penis? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a huge difference in his robomarriage.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least sixty books about office party decorum.

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