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Plumbing the Death Star

Why doesn't Batman Kill the Joker?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.8 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 July 2015

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes live through another mass escape from Arkham, stock up on bottled water as Gotham’s water supply has been poisoned again and watch the news for potential Joker gas threats as they wonder why Batman doesn’t just kill the Joker? We look at all the bad things Joker has done, a sure fire way to get out of having to vote ever again and review Arkham’s revolving door policy. Jackson is Grant Morrison against his will, Zammit just assumes it’s all the Bat-Demon’s fault and Duscher just wants to keep reminding people of the Killing Joke. It's a criminally good time as we remember that Batman doesn't kill for a reason (anymore) and is probably having too much fun dancing with the devil in the pale moonlight.Want to help fund Jackson’s quest to prove he isn’t Grant Morrison? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in his double life.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least ninety-seven books about seducing a fictional universe.

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0:41.0

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0:56.3

Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?

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You have the best Christmas ever.

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Players must be 18 or over.

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Sandspence Radio. or over. by Connor Mclenon-Cenin Seamus. Seamus? Shamus?

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Maybe?

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