Why Is It Called Lord of the Rings?
Harmontown
Harmontown Productions LLC
4.8 • 3.8K Ratings
🗓️ 16 December 2015
⏱️ 128 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, all right. |
| 0:05.0 | That was chosen at random. |
| 0:07.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, buckle your holy shit belts. |
| 0:13.0 | From the Nerd Melt Theater in Hollywood, California, |
| 0:17.0 | Herman Town is now in session! |
| 0:21.0 | From the deepest darkest mists of my imagination, |
| 0:32.0 | and all the concentration I can conjure, |
| 0:36.0 | is there a Spencer Crittenden among us? |
| 0:39.0 | Spencer Crittenden to the stage! |
| 0:51.0 | You got your shorts back on? |
| 0:54.0 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:55.0 | I heard about your pants last week, and I was alarmed. |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, everyone was. |
| 0:59.0 | Everyone was. |
| 1:00.0 | How you doing, Spencer? |
| 1:01.0 | I'm so good. |
| 1:04.0 | That means he's high! |
| 1:06.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, the mayor of Herman Town is Jan Herman. |
| 1:13.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:22.0 | Beat. |
| 1:23.0 | Beat to the street. |
| 1:24.0 | Street. |
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