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I Don't Want To Die!

Harmontown

Harmontown Productions LLC

Comedy

4.83.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 December 2015

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Kyle, heart transplant survivor joins the stage and Rob Schrab guest comptrolls and makes Dan feel bad about not hanging out with him more. Watch the video at harmontown.com/live! Become a member! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Finney Finley!

0:27.3

Let me hear it.

0:32.3

Let me hear it, ladies.

0:35.3

Get it out.

0:39.3

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

0:42.3

Harmony Town is now in session.

0:47.3

I'm the controller tonight, Rob Trap.

0:53.3

Oh, boys. Lower your expectation.

0:58.3

Let's bring out Spencer.

1:02.3

Spencer, I did my turn.

1:05.3

Spencer.

1:10.3

All right, here we go.

1:12.3

Ladies and gentlemen, the man himself, the mayor of Armita,

1:15.3

Michael Duh.

1:17.3

Armand.

1:20.3

All right.

1:23.3

All right.

1:26.3

All right, Dan.

1:29.3

Dan, Dan, Dan Harmon.

1:33.3

That's a nice shirt you're wearing there tonight, Dan.

1:36.3

Would you get a shirt like that?

1:39.3

Where does one get a shirt like that, Dan?

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