Why Is He Having Trouble Committing To His Perfect Match?

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🗓️ 17 January 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

There’s someone in Intern Lamario's life who likes him a LOT. She’s amazing, sweet and smart. A perfect fit, right? So why can’t he bring himself to commit to her? He'll explain!

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0:00.0	Cabin crew, prepare for landing.
0:02.0	Wow, that was a quick flight.
0:03.8	Yeah.
0:04.2	Oh, never mind.
0:05.2	Bondi Beach, Barry Reef, here we come.
0:08.2	Holiday of a lifetime.
0:09.5	I can't wait.
0:11.0	Me neither.
0:12.3	Ladies and gentlemen will shortly be landing in Austria.
0:16.0	Austria?
0:17.0	We're supposed to be going to Australia?
0:19.7	What have you done?
0:20.5	Um, should have gone to spec savers. Book an eye test online. Uh... We're supposed to be going to Australia. What have you done?
0:22.9	Should have gone to spec savers.
0:24.3	Book an eye test online.
0:27.3	Anyone got any long trousers I could borrow?
0:28.9	I've only got a bikini, Andy.
0:29.6	Oh.
0:33.4	The Bert Show.
0:37.6	Has ever been in these situations relationship-wise that should work, right?
0:40.1	Like, it should work on paper.
0:43.0	I mean, he's great or she's great.
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