Why is Hawkeye in the Avengers? (Feat. Mr Sunday Movies)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2015

⏱️ 38 minutes

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In which our heroes stand next to a literal god, cower behind a green behemoth and get inspired by the embodiment of the best of humanity while wondering why is Hawkeye in the Avengers? We try to figure out S.H.I.E.L.D's hiring policies, discuss a comic book PSA about bullying, and get all flustered thinking about Captain America. Jackson attempts to put together an All Olympic Avengers Initiative, Zammit wants to see Hawkeye become the new Spider-Man, Mr Sunday Movies points out Hawkeye the ineffectiveness of bows as a weapon, and Duscher just feels that Clint should go back to being a pretty good athlete. So let's all get together in the S.H.I.E.L.D helicarrier, try to be sympathetic and fire Hawkeye in the nicest way possible.Want to help Clint win gold in the Rio Olympics? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in this misguided archers life.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably at least fourteen books about archery and three dealing with workplace bullying.

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1:27.2	Hey guys and welcome to this week's episode of Flomming the Death Star.
1:31.2	When we ask the important questions like, why is Hawkeye in the Avengers? It's just an Olympic level athlete who has good at archery. It's not like, hey, did you win
1:48.2	golden shot put? Would you like to join my spy team?
1:53.5	That's silly.
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