The Pros and Cons of Dating Monsters

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2015

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes get seduced by Dracula, go for a long walk by the swamp with the Gilman and enjoy a moonlit picnic with the Wolfman while we wonder which Hammer Movie Monster would make the best boyfriend. We discuss the issues with sleeping next to a man who is more hair than man and weigh up the pros and cons of having an undead boyfriend who's been around for a millennia or an undead boyfriend who lives in the last century. Jackson finds himself less and less attracted to Wolfman as the episode goes on, Zammit wants a man who can become bats, and Duscher just desperately tries to find something good about the Mummy. So join the lads on their European Summer of Monster Love, as they try to forget about their high school boyfriend Chad by dating their way through castles, swamps and pyramids to find the perfect man.Want to help fund our mythical meet ups? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us find true monster love.And don’t forget to get your free audible book download and a 30 day free trial at http://www.audibletrial.com/SanspantsRadio there’s probably fourteen books on finding Mr Right and two for finding Mr You’ll Do.

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0:46.0	I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
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0:56.3	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
1:00.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
1:06.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery. Rules and procedures apply.
1:09.0	Players must be 18 or over. and didn't save me from all the awful things I now know about. Thank you and enjoy the episode.
1:23.7	Hey guys and welcome to this week's episode of Plumbing the Death Star,
1:27.5	in which we ask the important questions like,
1:29.1	Which Hammer Movie Monster would make the best boyfriend? I was working in the lab late one night,
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