Why Is Everyone Yelling?!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Improv, Comedy

4.5 • 757 Ratings

🗓️ 24 October 2022

⏱️ 43 minutes

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Summary

Mountain Monsters may really bad at capturing monsters (or mountains) but they sure do know how to yell! TCB brings back MM for a special Halloween episode. This time Huck and Buck are on the hunt for a lobster man in Appalachia! You know the old saying....if you can't see the sea, don't eat the shell! The new website is the old website while the new website replaces the new-old one Bryan and Astrid have their morning conversation about the fate of TCB Krissy goes to the Ritz for Christmas, She is a simple woman. Niko goes for a haircut and Blue gets a 5 point inspection The vet won't let Niko go! Halloween is close so TCB goes deep into monsters Mountain Monsters are back with an eyewitness! Lobsters are clapping in the haunted shed Everyone seems to yelling on this damn show! (TCB and Mountain Monsters) LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	So Bella brings me the post and I'm like, oh no, this won't be good. I mean, it's a vet's bill.
0:07.5	But then I remember many pets pet insurance. My complete policy covers Bella for up to £15,000 of vet fees.
0:16.0	And breathe.
0:19.6	Ensure your happiness with many pets pet insurance.
0:24.4	Get a quote at minipets.com.
0:28.4	Contitions and exclusions apply.
0:30.4	Well, do it live! Fuck it! Do it live! I can go out right in and we'll do it live!
0:35.4	Fucking thing sucks!
0:41.4	On this episode of the commercial break.
0:44.4	And the lady was like, oh, and I was like, what? And she goes, I don't know, there's like a smell or something.
0:49.4	Dead mole smell. And I was like, oh, my dog's rolling around in a dead mole. And she's like, I got to check the computer for one second.
0:56.4	I think she was like, checking to see if that was allowed.
0:59.4	There you go! Stop it!
1:01.4	Well, it might be getting that time.
1:03.4	For some reason, I know. I tried to call the vet yesterday again and he gave me...
1:07.4	That's what he said. He's like, you're an alien, what's a killer dog? I feel like a dog murderer.
1:16.4	They are always young. Why is everybody always screaming on this show?
1:20.4	The other guys, Worse, they're not showing him right now, but the other guys, Worse.
1:24.4	I mean, he literally just his eyes pop out of his belly, yellow.
1:27.4	I think he's actually, I think that's just his natural state.
1:30.4	And he doesn't talk in English. It's like so southern.
1:34.4	We're dead out of the creek! And he's telling us all the fangs of sun!
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