The Badly Edited StarSeed!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2022

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

You might be, probably are, could be, possibly a StarSeed! The thing is, you have to specific about your thing. That way you can be special. But not like, SPECIAL special. Make sense?? Of course it doesn't! But Started Queen herself is here to explain all about it. You won't understand a damn thing she says...but it will be fun. A man in Michigan is caught having relations with an Elmo doll Having sex with ANY client is horrible idea Carl stops by to call Elmo The short lived "TCB porn" intro is back...and gone again Starseed is back to tell you if you're a Starseed. (You're Not) Life is specific, be specific, but not TOO specific Bad editing follows Starseed LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us or leaving a voicemail at 1-661-Best-2-Yo (1.661.237.8296) Watch Us on YouTube Take a Listen to The Jordan Harbinger show! Dumb People Town Is a Very Funny Podcast From Starburns Audio Use This Link For Unlimited Talk & Tex on MINT MOBILE! 1-(661)-BEST-2-YO | (1-661-237-8296) Special Thanks To Our Associate Content Producers: Tina Rose Big Will The Champ Marianne Duke Luke Gustavo Special Thanks To Our Commercial Breakers Roxanne Dave Sydney Ronald M Stu Carly Mia Jake Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Folks, I have to apologize.
0:03.5	The first runner-up is Colombia.
0:09.7	Miss Universe 2015 is Philippines.
0:19.3	On this episode of The Commercial Break.
0:22.5	Like, if you want a fucking Elmo doll,
0:24.0	fucking Elmo doll.
0:25.0	But go home and fucking Elmo.
0:26.3	Exactly.
0:26.8	Right?
0:27.3	Don't do it at someone's house.
0:28.4	Don't do it at the client's house.
0:29.9	That's... yeah.
0:31.1	Here's just a general rule about visiting clients' houses.
0:34.0	Don't fuck anything while you're there.
0:36.2	Anything!
0:37.9	Every down into decrepit part of my brain.
0:41.1	Fried by all the acid and drugs I've taken over the years.
0:44.0	And just pull out whatever information I think is in there.
0:46.8	I say it with confidence.
0:48.2	Yeah.
0:48.7	That's how I get around most of my life.
0:51.5	That's how I get around most of my life.
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