I've told you that you look like a lady from Lain-Hith Tramp today. Thank you. My favourite character. I think we should revisit that movie. There's a few movies I want to revisit this weekend. Anyway, why don't you tell me about your raucous hendoo? You came back at 2 a.m. I did actually. Lit. I wasn't lit. I'm drunk. Imagine like, now that was the announcement. That would be a bit savage. God, I'm so tired. I'll be honest. I haven't slept six nights. Where are those red glasses that we have? I feel like Louise needs to red glasses. Yeah, I do. I turned up with like some brown tinted specs this morning, looking like Anastasia.

Throwback.

The hen was good.

I feel like an old person at a hen these days.

It's because you are.

It was, yeah, it was a little different.

There were no cocks straws.

Have you ever been on a hen d with cox straws? Yeah, like lots. With like, I've never, I'm yet to see a stripper. Disappointing. We'll save that vase. There was like a napkin that said like same penis forever. I've been a butler in the buff before to an event. You've been one. What? Never told you that before. What? Me and my best mate at the time, Tim, who was absolutely shredded with a massive dick. What does that have to do with the story? Because we're talking about strippers and I was like, oh my God, I just remembered I used to. I actually have done hen parties where I've got an apron on just an apron. Wait, with your butt cheeks out. I got women like squeezing my butt cheek whilst I've got a tray of drinks. Right. How are you? Do you know what's even funny about this? How much did you get paid? The BBC Weather Girl for the Welsh TV channel was her hendoo. And she basically saw us in Abercrombie, me and Tim, she's like, I want you too. Why do I not know the story? We were young. We were like, fuck yeah, we'll do it. Give us the apron. What did you charge for that kind of service? Like 50 quid an hour or something? And how long were you there for? I remember the drive was quite far from like Cardiff to somewhere in the countryside.

I don't think... or something. What, and how long were you there for? I remember the drive was quite far, from like Cardiff to somewhere in the countryside.

I don't think it was worth it to be. Wait, if you're walking around with your junk hanging out, like, could people see it from

behind?

Yeah, it was a massive problem because Tim was, he was a handsome dude, treaded, and he was like,

and I was like

this is a big problem for rhyme

he's a grower

I feel like

most guys are growers

not showers

yeah I'd like you things

just from experience

I might have seen more than you

actually probably not

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