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Here I am sitting in the most expensive city in the world, according to whatever I'm going to say next.

It may not be.

Maybe Tokyo still is.

I don't know.

Maybe Palovov.

I don't know.

Maybe Paris.

I don't know. San Paris, I don't know.

San Francisco is up there for a second, but New York City is up there as one of the most expensive cities in the world.

I constantly try to figure out why that is because I want to solve the problem for all

of millennials and Gen Ziers.

I want to, I want to solve the problem for you.

Okay. I am of Gen X. I'm of the last generation to be called spoiled before we all figured it out.

We want to know why people are so angry here in my mind. That's what we want to figure out.

Why are people so angry?

What are they so angry about?

It's a multifaceted problem.

There's many tentacles.

And if I speak enough around things, maybe it'll sound good.

So there's multifacets.

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