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Yannis Pappas Hour

Aliens: Asian Chemo Time Travelers | YP Hour

Yannis Pappas Hour

Yannis Pappas

News, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, News Commentary

4.91.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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0:00.0

It really comes down to figuring out what these Asiatic-looking aliens really want from us.

0:09.5

Let's play a little game with Occam's Razor.

0:12.9

Okay.

0:14.1

The goal is always to figure out how Occam's Razor slices the thinnest.

0:20.2

So let's ask. I'll be, I'll play devil's advocate with

0:24.6

myself and pretend like I'm chat. GBT. Let's let's assume that these aliens exist and that they look

0:30.7

like future Chinese or Chinese people, I can only say future Chinese people who don't do

0:36.8

physical labor anymore and look like

0:39.1

they've beat cancer. They all look like they have cancer. They have no more hair on their head.

0:44.8

And Chinese people, Asian people, were already pretty hairless. So these grays just look like Asians

0:52.3

because they do have kind of the flappy eye,

0:56.5

like the fallolium flap,

0:58.7

the fallopian tube flap,

1:00.0

whatever it's called,

1:00.9

from that part of the world,

1:02.7

they do,

1:03.7

first of all,

1:04.1

they look beautiful,

1:05.8

but the grays kind of look,

1:08.8

like if you dug up,

1:10.7

if you dug up an Asian mummy right they look like a decomposed

1:15.3

Asian so maybe there are Asians from the future that's the theory I had like the Asian

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