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🗓️ 8 November 2019
⏱️ 57 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why. |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, it's another episode of Why won't you date me? |
| 0:27.0 | I'm not saying it's a podcast or a minicol by our tries to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:31.0 | Even though if you jizzed in a cup and made me keep it for several days till it got hard |
| 0:38.0 | and you wanted me to sprinkle it on all my food like nutritional yeast, I would do it! |
| 0:46.0 | How gross! |
| 0:47.0 | You don't know me. |
| 0:49.0 | It's such a strange introduction, but I always try to say something nasty up top during the episode |
| 0:55.0 | at the end. |
| 0:56.0 | I'm just a little nasty bitch. |
| 0:57.0 | Okay, I'm just explaining myself to my guest. |
| 1:00.0 | His name is John Kim. |
| 1:01.0 | He's known as the Angry Therapist. |
| 1:03.0 | He's got a book called, I used to be a miserable fuck, and he's got a company called Journey, |
| 1:09.0 | which helps you. |
| 1:10.0 | And you are Journey. |
| 1:11.0 | It's John Kim! |
| 1:13.0 | Hello, John. |
| 1:14.0 | How are you? |
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