Dating as a Virgin in your 30s (w/ Jake Kroeger)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 1 November 2019
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Dating in your thirties can be nightmarish. Jake Kroeger (Stand-up, The Comedy Bureau) shares his experiences navigating the dating scene as a virgin, the cute story behind his first kiss at the age of 31, and his experience working with a professional matchmaker. Plus, Nicole reads an angry DM from a listener.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. Why won't you date me? |
| 0:17.0 | Why won't you date me? Why won't you date me? |
| 0:18.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:19.0 | Please tell, why. Tell me why. |
| 0:24.0 | Oh, |
| 0:25.0 | Welcome to another episode |
| 0:30.0 | why won't you date me. |
| 0:32.0 | It's a podcast where me, Nicole Byer tries to figure out |
| 0:35.2 | how I'm still single, even though if you |
| 0:41.8 | came in my elbow fold. I would keep my arm bent and keep it forever. |
| 0:54.0 | I would never un-endend my arm if that's what you wanted for me. |
| 1:03.0 | Oh boy, my guest today runs Comedy Bureau. |
| 1:08.0 | It's a Twitter account? No, it's a whole website. |
| 1:10.0 | It's a whole website and a Twitter account and Instagram and Facebook all of it. |
| 1:14.0 | Yes, it's Jake Kroger. |
| 1:17.0 | Hey everybody. |
| 1:19.0 | You always look so dapper. |
| 1:21.0 | Thank you so much. |
| 1:22.0 | You always have a nice hat. Today you were |
| 1:25.6 | wearing a tie. I am wearing a tie with a tie clip. Correct. Yeah, yeah. What |
| 1:30.8 | brand is this shirt? Uh, Javonchi. |
| 1:33.0 | Yes, Javonche. |
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