This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation, mystery hour with James O'Brien.

Oh, what a welcome sound that is, what welcome words they are. Rarely have they been received by this listener with as much enthusiasm as they are today.

Here it is, your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction, not ordinarily available,

anywhere else on your radio dial.

We will canvas your questions across pretty much any subject or field that you please,

from the sublime to the ridiculous, from the serious to the

profoundly silly. And then hopefully somebody else listening will know the answer to the question

that you ask and they'll ring in and provide it. If we adjudge them to be correct, and we

will need to establish a couple of qualifications before we can do that, but don't worry,

it could just be that you saw it on the telly last week,

and amazingly you've managed to remember it.

Then you will receive a round of applause.

If your qualifications turn out to be exceptional,

then you may receive, you may receive a Rayleigh Otter.

And if you don't know what that is,

and there's a number of people that thought it was an otter

from the Essex town of Rayleigh

when I first came across that.

And it makes perfect sense, of course.

It's not really what you expect to hear on an LBC show,

awards being handed out

that are named after Hollywood legends. It is more likely that we'd be talking about an otter in Radeley, perhaps. But when I first came across it, I thought it was a joke. And it turned out an awful lot of people. Honestly, people come up to me and tell me that they thought it was about an otter from Essex rather than about a Hollywood star from America. But anyway, I don't know why I'm wanging on about that because we probably won't get one. We very rarely do.

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