Why do I race for life?

For our very own stand-up comedian, who's getting cheekier by the day,

a bug lover and local celeb around the fire service.

When he shaved his head, I shaved mine, and so did all our friends.

Such a loving wee son, whose resilience I'll never be able to understand.

His name's Archie, and I'm racing for him.

No matter how cancer affects us, life is worth racing for.

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In partnership with Headline sponsor, Standard Life.

This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation.

Mystery Hour with James O'Brien. Um, from global leading britain's conversation mystery hour with james o'brien um it'd be a good reality television show i was just thinking

sending a bunch of brexiters to go and pick fruit and vegetable uh crops in the in the fields of great britain

while high-fiving each other about the abolition of freedom of movement.

If you're listening, Channel 5, you can have that one for nothing.

Time now for much lighter fare.

It is Thursday. It is shortly after 12 noon. It is therefore mystery hour.

Epic acts of God notwithstanding. This should see us through till Fogarty time.

The way it works is this. Get the kids as well.

You can turn the radio back on. What's a stupid thing to say? If you've currently got the radio off

and I sit here and say you can turn it on now. Reminds me of the time. Did I ever tell you this?

It reminds me the time when I was nanoseconds away from suggesting live on air that we should have a phone in about people

who live without phones and that if you don't have a phone, you should call me on 0345-6060973

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