Why Does This Atlanta Staple Keep Shutting Bert Out?!

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🗓️ 5 December 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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An Atlanta staple is shutting down! Where in the world will the underage fratstars go NOW? Today we're mourning The Ivy.

+ Bert has ONE dream and it’s to be showcased in the Atlanta airport! So, why won’t they give him the time of day? Let’s talk about it!

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0:00.0	The Bird Show. All right, first things first, we got to get to the important stuff around Atlanta.
0:06.6	It's tragic. We might have to take a couple of seconds for silence. I was not prepared for this
0:12.3	response when I just randomly came across this in my insta feed and told you guys what was
0:16.6	happening. Yeah, and Abby and I had very different reactions to it. Yeah, we did. Yeah, I'm not
0:23.0	necessarily sentimental about this place. I think I've been there maybe three times, and
0:27.6	it's just every time it's a disappointment. I think I've been there twice and been run out
0:32.5	of there by youngsters because I looked around that room and I'm like, I am way too old to be here.
0:37.5	Yeah.
0:37.8	But it is an institution on Roswell Road.
0:42.8	I know some of you guys are freaking out right now.
0:44.4	It's not the dance place.
0:45.4	It's not Johnny.
0:45.9	It's not Johnny.
0:46.6	Johnny is safe.
0:47.5	Johnny's never going anywhere.
0:49.1	No.
0:49.7	The Ivy is closing.
0:51.2	And what's crazy is after 14 years.
0:54.0	But for some reason, I thought it was there a lot longer.
0:56.6	Yeah, it does have that feel on it.
0:57.8	It smells like it's been there longer.
0:59.0	It definitely smells like it's been there longer.
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