Katie, why do you look so surprised all the time?

It's one more thing.

Armstrong and Getty.

One more thing.

Before we get to that, Joe wasn't on the radio show yesterday because he's a druid,

and he had all kinds of religious ceremonies he had to participate in for the total eclipse.

But he's back today, having sacrificed a number of virgins into a volcano.

I didn't know how you still did that.

I give thanks to Mother Earth, Father Moon, Uncle's son, and all of the beasts in the forest.

Here's two.

But since you weren't on the show, you didn't hear us talking about this yesterday.

I just wanted to know if you knew anything about this.

The Wall Street Journal article, time to start typing like a grown-up.

I was kind of aware of this, but not really aware of it, that for like the under-30 crowd,

using capital letters is really a sign that you're like old.

So you take the time to uncapitalize the first word in

every sentence because your iPhone probably capitalizes it for you, but you go back and uncapitalize

it because you're so droll, you're so disaffected and uninterested in everything in life. All of your

texts have no capital letters.

You're not going to be controlled by big letter.

Right.

And the Wall Street Journal pointing out that people acknowledge that capitalizing letters is a right of passage.

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