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Hi there. I'm off this week.

Apparently we're more productive at work after a good holiday.

So I'm counting this Caribbean rum distillery tour

as professional development.

Yours calling.

Take your holiday as seriously as British Airways holidays take your holiday.

Atoll protected.

The Bert Show.

Now seems like a good time to institute a new rule on the Birch Show, saying that we only have

four days left. And that new rule is when we are factually wrong, we retract our statement and we make it right the next day. When have we ever been factually right? That's what I'm saying. That's what I'm saying. You got another 25 years? That's what I'm saying is that. We got four days for this new rule. So you can start it off with the retraction from yesterday. I can start it off with the retraction from yesterday. Somebody got a story wrong. You literally just told. Oh, the one I just told him. Sorry. Literally 60 seconds ago, off the air just told me this story. She's just looking at us like, what are you guys talking about? I was literally going back to the show yesterday. And I'm like, oh, crap, what did I get wrong? Because I get so many things wrong.

So I got a text from Coywire. He's a former NFL player. He's now the sports analyst for CNN.

He is a longtime friend of the Burt Show. Didn't he like come to your house and try to pull a prank on you and scare you?

Like, Stacey, let him into your home? Yeah, he was doing some kind of series where he a prank on you and scare you. Like, Stacey let him into your home.

Yeah, he was doing some kind of series where he was pranking different people around Atlanta.

Man, that man loves a prank. He really does.

So it's after the show and I go home to take my nap and I think he might be under the bed or something like that.

Scares the crap out of me.

And I get into like some kind of karate pose I don't know karate

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