Why Do We Celebrate Black Friday?
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 November 2023
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Learn the chilling truth about the traitorous FBI agent Robert Hansen and the podcast Agent of Betrayal, |
| 0:06.4 | the double life of Robert Hansen from CBS News. |
| 0:09.8 | Binge the full series now wherever you get your podcast. |
| 0:16.2 | You're listening to Comedy Central. We have put together a program for this very |
| 0:22.8 | baby. |
| 0:23.8 | Welcome to the Daley Show. |
| 0:25.8 | Thank you very much. |
| 0:26.8 | My name is John Stewart. |
| 0:28.9 | We have put together a program for this very evening. |
| 0:34.0 | I know what you're thinking, you're thinking, like, |
| 0:35.0 | hey man, where the hell have you been? |
| 0:37.0 | What'd you get 10 days off for Thanksgiving? |
| 0:39.0 | What are you a student at a boarding school? |
| 0:41.0 | Yes, we do get 10 days for Thanksgiving. |
| 0:46.0 | No, a student at a boarding school, although I do sleep in a bunk bed and I am on a field hockey team. |
| 0:55.0 | It was a very fun week off though. |
| 0:59.0 | I spend it like I always do. |
| 1:00.0 | I track down the turkey President Obama pardoned and I brought him to |
| 1:03.7 | justice just because I brought him to justice. |
| 1:07.0 | Just because... |
| 1:11.0 | He he he he he he he I brought him to justice. |
| 1:14.0 | Because his powerful friends in Washington pardoned him doesn't mean he won't be held accountable for his crimes. |
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