Sweet Potato Pie vs. Pumpkin Pie | Hold Up with Dulcé Sloan & Josh Johnson
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
Comedy Central
4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 25 November 2023
⏱️ 39 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I'm Mo Rocca and I'm excited to announce season four of my podcast Mobituaries. |
| 0:07.0 | I've got a whole new bunch of stories to share with you about the most fascinating people and things who were no longer with us. |
| 0:14.6 | From famous figures who died on the very same day, |
| 0:18.7 | to the things I wish would die, like buffets. |
| 0:23.2 | Listen to Mobituaries with MoRaca |
| 0:25.6 | on the I-Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, |
| 0:28.2 | or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:32.2 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:34.0 | Hey, I'm Josh Johnson, right from the Daily Show, and this is Hold Up. I'm here with right from the Daily Show and this is hold up. |
| 0:43.2 | I'm here with my co-host. |
| 0:45.3 | Two-faced one! |
| 0:47.1 | Today's topic is Sweet Potato Pie versus Pumpkin Pie and tell the people. Let them know. First of all I'm a good person, okay? So you know for a fact that I pick Sweet Sator because ain't no way on God's blue marble that I'm |
| 1:12.2 | act like that I am going to be eating something that people |
| 1:16.3 | card faces do. Okay? The only time anybody messes with that vegetable |
| 1:22.2 | with that squash, okay? |
| 1:25.0 | With that ground-dwelling, vine-climmin, orange vegetable is from November to December to December. |
| 1:32.0 | People ain't thinking about pumpkin the rest of the year. |
| 1:34.0 | It's like oh pumpkin spice is not made for pumpkins. It's just nutmeg and fuck it and other and made and other stuff |
| 1:41.2 | It's just the season that we put on pumpkin and also we |
| 1:44.5 | have called it pumpkin spice but I've had a pumpkin pie and pumpkin spices ain't in |
| 1:47.4 | that pie. When spices ain't good and don't act like oh they equal to each other oh you know that we can't you can't even tell you |
| 1:57.4 | can tell look at who's at that party look at who's at this kit together, okay? |
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