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Little Bit Extra. Morning everybody. Welcome along to your free podcast for today, Thursday the 31st of March.

Thank you for the program this morning. We had a stack of texts and I think you'll find I read every

single thing out. We don't do trolls,

I just send them into the dump button, which is so much easier. It's one of my great delights.

As I say, after poor old Kay Burley goes out to Chilton Firehouse with that bottle of wine and

the internet trolls go, have you visited a homeless shelter? You feel, no, but perhaps you

should go and live in one. It'll be the best place for you.

They are funny, aren't the internet troll? I feel sorry for them because they're lonely.

And they don't know they're lonely. We found one in Shubrey Ness, poor soul. Poor little Dave,

who thinks that if I go away on holiday, I'm worried about my job without realizing I have a huge long contract, you know, and then saying, you know, you're worried about,

no, not in the slightest, not in the slightest. Why would you be worried when you got a huge long

contract? I've had one for every year for the last 36 years. You know, some are two-year

contracts, some are one-year contracts, all sorts of things. But no, never worry about that.

Good God, if I wanted to take a year off, I could take a year off,

and still wander back in again, David. But as I say, you'll never know the delights of that,

because I suspect you're probably on benefits at the moment, and probably smoking a very dodgy cigarette.

How has David Beckham got room? It's another inking etched onto his ankle this time, and of course he has to tweet a picture of it. Is there something the matter with him? Is he just slightly peculiar? I think he obviously is because he's

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