Why do Republicans hate dogs so much?

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🗓️ 7 May 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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In this episode of the God Pod, God tells Jesus how excited he is to have joined Substack and grow a newsletter there: https://thegodpod.substack.com/

Also discussed today:

Why do Republicans hate dogs so much?
An evangelical pastor slammed the Trump Bible, but watch out because he’s full of crap too
Trump warned not to be a contemptuous bastard anymore or else he’ll go to jail, but why hasn’t he been sent there already?!?
Republicans voted against funding cancer research just to hurt Biden
God answers questions from his loyal supporters!

Transcript

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	You go on social media, like I said, there's so many people that are like...
0:06.0	God, you gotta get off the socials, my guy.
0:08.0	Go out and touch grass, buddy.
0:09.5	I can't, it's my job.
0:11.5	I'm gonna... I'm even more on so I'm gonna sub stack I got a right
0:15.9	everything that. God tells Christi Nome she's not going to heaven. God, whose name is dog backwards.
0:25.0	Yes, I can use that in the article.
0:28.0	We spoke to cricket who said,
0:29.9	Arf, rrf, rrf, arf,
0:31.2	which means basically fuck her.
0:33.0	All the media attention, all the analysis around a 24 hour jail sentence.
0:41.0	Jesus wants a week. I want a week, minimum.
0:44.0	Exactly.
0:45.0	Bless you Judge Murchon, give him at least 24 hours.
0:48.0	And if you really want to get on Jesus' good side, make it a fucking week. Hello there dear listener it's me God and I'm back again with my son and friend
1:11.4	Jesus Christ.
1:12.8	Oh my God, we're back again.
1:15.8	Why do you have to say that?
1:16.6	Now I'm going to be thinking about Backstreet Boys the entire time.
1:19.3	Brother Sisters, everybody's saying,
1:22.0	Gonna'anter, man, I'm gonna show it how.
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