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Why Do Kids Always Do THIS When They Get Hurt?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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Summary

Why do kids always do THIS when they get minor bumps and bruises? + Why does Bert keep asking Abby what she did on Tuesday when he knows she’s the most boring 28 year old In metro-Atlanta?! These answers and more, HERE! 

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0:00.0

The Bert Show.

0:01.0

That's everybody doing this morning, Mel. How are you feeling?

0:03.4

I'm good. Yeah?

0:04.4

Yeah. I'm kind of at that point in life. When people ask me how I'm doing, I don't know what to say.

0:09.8

Cassie, Cassie is feeling every word of that.

0:11.8

Yeah, man, you know, just trying to get through it, living life, working hard, trying to get some rest, repeat.

0:17.0

That's it. That's life right now.

0:18.6

How's the leg? It's better. It's better.

0:24.4

My friend told me that the first time he had a flare up in his knee, it took six months before he was fully healed. So I was like, damn, six months. But it comes and goes. But for the most part,

0:30.4

it's been a lot better for the last week or so since I started taking the cherry-todews.

0:34.1

Cool. All right. Evie, how was your day yesterday? You know, I feel like we always get this question on Wednesday specifically, and I can't stress this enough.

0:42.1

Tuesday is my most boring day of the week.

0:44.2

So I never have anything interesting to say other than yesterday.

0:47.7

I cleaned my apartment and I'll work.

0:49.7

I'm getting ready for the weekend.

0:51.2

My best friend from college and her boyfriend are coming to visit. So just kind of gearing up for that, trying to get all the stuff done this week so that I can

0:57.9

enjoy her company come Friday and Saturday. I will make a note. Do not ask Abby on Wednesday morning.

1:04.3

I mean, I never have anything interesting to say. I'm like, here it comes Wednesday again. I did

1:09.7

nothing cool. And I just look like this loser 28 year old like, I'm like, here it comes Wednesday again. I did nothing cool. And I just

1:11.2

look like this loser, 28 year old, like, yeah, yesterday I went to work and then I went home,

1:16.8

and now I'm here again. Yeah, that's a weird perception. Yeah. Yesterday, for me,

1:22.7

highlight and low light was shopping with Hollis yesterday for his trip to the Vatican.

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