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U Up?

Why Do I Keep Getting Textzoned?

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.814.5K Ratings

🗓️ 26 April 2023

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week’s episode is full of common dating faux pas and how to steer clear, from the matches that only text but don’t really talk to guys unwittingly becoming the subject of an invasive TikTok trend. Jared and Jordana give great advice on easy mistakes to make and necessary boundaries to have with new matches. Plus, brace yourself–this week’s Awkward Sex Encounter is a spring break classic. J&J finish with a round of Faux Pas or Nah featuring diplomatic duties, fake teeth, and not-so-little white lies. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

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0:28.0

F-A-U-X-P-A-S.

0:34.1

Hello and welcome back to the U-Up podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham. And I am Jared Fried. It is so

0:40.8

good to be back here with you, Jordana. How are you? What's going on? How you feeling? What's the

0:47.4

haps? I'm okay. I'm feeling good about the weather. It's beautiful out. I walked here. I'm a

0:55.6

sweaty mess. This is going to be, when we do, to let people behind the curtains, we're taping a

0:59.6

second day in a row. We're heading ahead quite a bit. Because I'm going to Europe. You're going away

1:05.5

as well. You're going to Mexico. I'm going to, yeah, I'm going to Cabo. And then we have our Chicago

1:09.8

show on May 18th. Jesse Metcast, favorite first date spot, Cabo. Yes, hopefully I'll see him there

1:15.6

on a date. You might see him. You make a flyback private. Then you'll get hit your ride. So to speak.

1:21.6

Bye, Mike. I'll see you in Chicago. Oh, so Chicago, if you're listening, we're doing shows in Chicago.

1:30.4

We're doing the U-Up Live. Com, com, com. Get the group chat. I think they're already selling. You

1:34.8

might be sold out by now. Yeah. So if you're listening, yeah, you might be shot out of luck. So go get

1:41.0

the tickeys now because if they're still there, you want you at the show, it's going to be a blast.

1:47.2

I'm a sweaty mess. We taped this the second day. I drank last night. I had this like freak out

1:53.2

on the way here. I was, you know, when you're just talking to yourself as you're walking. And I'm like,

1:57.0

and again, if you're listening and you don't like Jared ranting about dating, I know you're out there

2:03.0

read the comments. I'm going to rent. When do you read the comments? Every now and again,

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