Why Do Deer Keep F’ing With The Bert Show?!
The Bert Show
The Bert Show
4.1 • 4.4K Ratings
🗓️ 27 October 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Quiz Lady, the comedy with all the answers is now streaming only on Hulu. |
| 0:09.3 | The story stars Aquifina and Sandra O. as two sisters, one tightly wound and one train |
| 0:15.5 | wreck. |
| 0:16.5 | When their beloved dog is kidnapped, they have no choice but to get on their favorite |
| 0:20.5 | game show to win the cash and pay his ransom. |
| 0:23.7 | Quiz Lady, now streaming only on Hulu, rated R. |
| 0:30.4 | The virtue, Mo, I don't know what's going on, but I had an encounter with the deer this |
| 0:36.7 | morning. |
| 0:37.7 | And it saved my life. |
| 0:38.9 | Are you kidding me? |
| 0:39.9 | I'm not even kidding. |
| 0:40.9 | And that is not an exaggeration. |
| 0:41.9 | All right. |
| 0:42.9 | So this is a piggyback on Mo's story a couple of days ago where this former New Yorker is |
| 0:47.5 | walking across the street here in Georgia and comes face to face with a deer and they're |
| 0:51.8 | both paralyzed with fear. |
| 0:53.6 | Middle of the street at six in the morning. |
| 0:55.7 | Yeah. |
| 0:56.7 | I'm walking out the door. |
| 0:58.6 | My husband had handed me my breakfast in my coffee. |
| 1:01.3 | We gave each other a kiss. |
| 1:02.3 | I'm walking out. |
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