Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Her That THIS Would Start Happening At 30?

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🗓️ 27 June 2025

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Here's the things NO ONE warned Producer Keity about before she turned 30! Can you relate?

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0:00.0	Get it. The Birch Show.
0:01.8	All right, Katie, what do you need?
0:03.1	These are the things that people didn't warn you about as you're getting quote unquote older.
0:08.1	How old are you now?
0:09.1	31.
0:09.7	Come on, man.
0:10.7	I know.
0:11.2	31.
0:12.0	I'm still, I know that I'm still young.
0:14.4	Carrie, you're running a baby Bjorn.
0:18.0	I know I'm still young.
0:19.2	I don't need that visual.
0:22.6	If you don't use your AI, your chat CPT for that sometimes today.
0:27.6	Okay.
0:29.5	I just have beef with everyone who is like 30 years my senior in my life because no one told me what happens as you get older.
0:38.9	And even though I am in my 30s and I still have a lot of life ahead of me, of course, I know that.
0:45.1	But I always thought that at a certain point, you're just young and then you're just old, right?
0:51.1	I never thought about the transition in between that it's not young than old.
0:57.0	There's progressively signs that happen that show you're getting older.
1:02.4	Okay.
1:03.1	And for some reason, when I hit 30, they started to slowly show up where I'm like, oh, this happened to my mom.
1:11.1	And I used to judge her and be like, oh, you're getting old.
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