Why Did The Judges At Abby’s Teen Pageant Ask Her THIS Question?!
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🗓️ 5 June 2024
⏱️ 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, the Bird Show. |
| 0:02.0 | Oh, we were not going to let this slide. |
| 0:04.0 | We were not going to let this slide. |
| 0:07.0 | Abby was in a pageant back in the day. |
| 0:09.0 | She called up her mom. |
| 0:10.0 | She got the old pageant video. |
| 0:12.0 | And now we have audio of Abby at the pageant you won right? |
| 0:16.0 | Yeah if this isn't peaked in high school energy I don't know what it is |
| 0:19.7 | It's I think it's 10 years later. I'm still talking about this high school |
| 0:23.4 | pageant that I want I can't remember what topic we were had been brought up but I |
| 0:28.7 | had let you all in on my dirty little secret that when I was 17 I was in this pageant for my high school |
| 0:36.6 | and that's kind of a thing in the south like every high school will have like a miss |
| 0:39.3 | pageant so it's like miss inter high school name here and I am very competitive and so any chance |
| 0:45.1 | for me to like be a part of a competition and win like I was going to to go in |
| 0:49.6 | and go hard and so I went up against 20 other girls in my high school and ended up taking the crown and I'm still talking about it a decade later. |
| 0:57.5 | Do you still have the crown? |
| 0:59.0 | I think it's at my parents house sitting in a closet because when you get your when you win you get like |
| 1:04.8 | a crown and a sash in a little case to carry it around in because what was really |
| 1:09.5 | fun about it is you would get to go to other high school pageants and kind of get like a |
| 1:15.0 | honor if you win it's it's so stupid and cheesy to pull up with your case you pull up |
| 1:20.4 | wearing the crown and the sash and a nice little dress and you watch other |
| 1:23.8 | girls go through their pageant and get crown so you go sit in the audience and then like |
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