I would dream first home, probably a doer-upper, put a run stamp on it.

Sounds like a nightmare, which is why I keep saying we should look at new builds.

But they're all so watertight, asshole-free.

Boring, just white boxes.

Well, we can decorate an old liquor painted in there.

Hmm.

Like a nice shade of grey.

We are not having grey walls.

Why not?

Why not?

Whatever stage of the process you're at,

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The Bert Show.

Hi, Rebecca.

I mean, you got to work really hard to get kicked out of an uber, don't you?

I mean, they want your money, they want the stars, they want the good review, the whole thing.

What did you do?

I was lazy and it was easy for me.

I feel like I'm usually a pretty happy-go-lucky person,

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