And now it's time for who smarted.

Hey, Hank, can I see this one in a size 15 and a half?

Pts, hey, smarty pants.

Today I'm at my pal Hank's hat shop.

It's called Hank's Hatshop.

But let me just say, what he lacks in creative store names,

he makes up for with amazing hats.

I've been here over an hour, trying on some smart-looking chapeau.

That's French for hats.

Hey, Hank, maybe you should call this place Hank's Chapo shop.

You're right. Too fancy.

Anywho, I'm officiating a dog wedding this weekend.

And I want to look super stylish.

Trustee, my friend.

For you, my finest silk top hat in a size 15 and a half.

I don't mean to tut my own hat, but it looks very grand on you.

Thanks, Hank. You know, it's a shame people don't wear hats like they used to.

There's so many different kinds of hats to choose from.

Just look around your shop. There's bowlers, strollers, cruisers, fedoras, hamburgs, pork pies, Panamaamas, newsboys, deer stalkers, boaters, baseball caps, and whatever that is.

A tricornette, like the one worn by General George Washington.

Ooh, I'd like to try it on.

But tell me, why don't people wear hats as often as they used to? Also, who wore

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