And now it's time for who smarted.

Pse, hey, Smarty Pants, I am so excited that it's fall.

How about you, Smarty Pants? Do you like the fall?

Sure, it might not be as fun as swimming in the summer.

Or sledding in the winter.

Or sneezing in the spring.

But the fall is pretty cool.

You get to put on snugly sweaters.

You can go apple and pumpkin picking,

and the trees turn such pretty colors.

Right now, I'm in the New England section of the United States of America,

doing some leaf peeping.

Ooh, look at that bright orange leaf.

Oh, that red one, and there's a pretty yellow one.

But as much as I dig sweaters, apples, and leaves,

the thing I love most about the fall is Thanksgiving.

In fact, Thanksgiving might just be your trusty narrator's favorite holiday.

Sure, there isn't candy like Halloween or presents like some other popular holidays, but Thanksgiving is about the food. There's turkey,

stuffing, yams, green bean casserole with crunchy stuff on top, pumpkin pie. And gravy.

Oh yeah, can't forget the gravy. Thanks.

Uh, it's a talking gravy boat?

You know, I really should be used to stuff talking to me by now.

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