The Birch Show.

All right, so Trish wants to take us up on the offer that we made a long time ago that if you're just curious about a situation, it might not even be your business, but you're just curious enough, then hit us up and we will do the homework for you and get the answers that you want.

So Trish here is just really, really curious about a date

that she had, not the date specifically, but something that he brought on the date and it's

she's dying to know what was in it. Hey, Trish. Hey, good morning. Love the show, y'all. Thank you.

I'm just, I need, I need a little bit of help trying to figure out something and, and I just,

like, I need to know what was in this, you know?

Okay, so tell us about the date and tell us about this one specific item.

Okay, so, well, I went on a date on Bumble like this past Saturday and Saturday, and I was, like, really, you know,

stoked about it and stuff.

But when we met for dinner, I got there first, of course.

So, like, I went inside at the bar, waited for him to get in there.

And when he walked in, I noticed that he was carrying a briefcase.

And I'm not talking about like the, you know,

cross-body messenger bag type of the latch key briefcase, full on, you know?

That's like old school right there. Yeah, exactly. Like, I was getting, it was given kind of

spy vibe. I don't know, but like, I mean, I thought it was odd. Maybe y'all could agree

with that, but I figure maybe he had just, like, left from work or, you know, or maybe had a

business meeting or something, but, you know, at one point in the date, like, as we got a little

bit more comfortable, you know, I asked.

I was like, you know, did you just, you just getting off work or something?

Like, did you have to work today? And he just said no. Like, no, nothing after that, no explanation. Like, I'm sitting there waiting. Like, no, I didn't, you know, work today, but

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