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The Political Orphanage

Why College is So Freakin' Expensive?

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2021

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

In 1950 you could basically go to college for free if you promised to wear a necktie. Today, you need to hostage multiple children for a four-year communications degree. Why is college tuition skyrocketing?

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to the political orphanage, a home for plucky misfits and problem solvers. I'm your host Andrew Hee.

0:15.0

We're in the thick of graduation season and yet again nobody has awarded me an honorary doctorate or invited me to be a commencement

0:26.7

speaker.

0:27.7

And at this point, I'm honestly starting to wonder if I'll ever join a sorority. But it's got me thinking about

0:37.7

college which has me wondering how did degrees become so expensive? How did we get to the point where a

0:45.8

17-year-old hoping to get a four-year undergraduate degree is all but signing up for

0:50.6

a mortgage? From what I understand, in 1952, you could pretty much go to college

0:57.1

for free as long as you promised to wear a necktie and weren't convicted of communism.

1:01.7

So your whole bout of higher education cost roughly as much as a tie,

1:05.3

which was three shillings. Today, and this is real math by the way,

1:10.9

the average four-year public degree costs a little over $10,000 per year for

1:15.2

in-state tuition and approaches $16,000 for out-of-state tuition.

1:19.7

Meanwhile, those swanky private universities will run you around $37,000 a year.

1:27.0

If you're a liberal arts major, like me, you probably don't enjoy doing math very much,

1:31.0

so let me quickly compute that for you. The average

1:34.0

in-state undergraduate degree at this time is about $40,000 and the average private

1:40.0

degree is a sweet $148,000 in three shillings.

1:46.2

And that's just tuition, mind you.

1:48.5

That's not factoring the money you're spending on housing, food, polo, beer money, so much money all that combined.

1:58.0

Nor is the rising cost of college tuition an issue of mere inflation either.

2:03.7

Since the late 1980s to 2018, adjusted for inflation, the cost of an undergraduate degree has risen

2:10.0

by 213 percent at public schools and 129% at private schools.

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