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Hello and welcome to the political orphanage, a home for plucky misfits and problem solvers.

I'm your host Andrew Jim, and today I'm summoning the world smartest

podcast network back to return for a roundtable discussion.

We are going to discuss Chinese social engineering,

Republican governors in blue states, private

security and Black Lives Matter, and space dust.

Oh, I'm very excited. I'm very excited to reconvene the world's smartest

podcast network right here right now. It's good to see everybody.

Hello Dr. Andrea Jones Roy, how are you? I am fine Dr. Andrew Heaton. What's new with you?

Well I became a doctor as is is noted by that wonderful greeting you got. I'm glad you got the

certificate that I mailed you as I said to all of my friends.

You did a great job putting it together yourself.

Thank you.

I really hope I like someday I become famous enough to get an honorary doctorate because I would

lord that over people. I'm sure you would.

I think adding the word honorary is even more fitting for you.

I'll just say I'm the honorable doctor.

He didn't, or the right honorable doctor.

He looks like a doctor doesn't he? I mean you can pull it off. He looks like a doctor doesn't he? I mean you can pull it off.

Well I was going to see I think the elbow patches alone on your jacket qualify you for a doctor.

That's the other thing is so I was soft offered a an adjunct professorship about this time last year if I move in New England

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