Why Can’t I Make It Past A 3rd Date?

U Up?

Betches

Sexuality, Relationships, Comedy, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 14.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 May 2023

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jared and Jordana are recording from home and they kick off with the joys and goals of being moderately effective, from daily living to dating. Then, they dive into hurdles in your dating life and those around you. Our first emailer noticed her dating life tends to die around the 3rd or 4th date, and Jared is able to share hesitations he’s had with getting into somewhat serious territory. The Awkward Sex Encounter is a treat for pet owners. Then, our second emailer hates her best friend’s boyfriend, but given that it’s not her relationship, does she have the right to do anything about it? J&J end with a game of Red Flag or Deal Breaker about social media etiquette, keeping gifts from an ex and sentimental details your first date might be keeping from you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:48.5	Hello and welcome back to UUP Podcast. I'm Jordana Abraham.
0:55.1	And I am Jared Freed. It is so good to be back here with you, Jordana. Virtually, we're taping,
1:01.9	remote, we're back in the, you know, the Zoom days, so to speak. We're getting ahead to let the
1:08.0	listeners know, let them behind the curtain. Early on a Monday, this is the dreaded combo. Early
1:14.8	morning on a Monday. This is this is out of my wheelhouse as a you know, as an artist, as a
1:23.6	the Monday. You don't work a nine to five. No, it's been a while. I remember when I used to sell
1:28.5	life insurance, they were, they were, they didn't have, you know, you're basically, you know, told to
1:34.4	go out there and make cold calls. So your time, you know, the scheduling wasn't much, but there was
1:39.9	every Monday, a nine a.m. meeting. And I remember thinking like, who would do this to people?
1:47.4	Some people love that shit. Right. You know, right. It does get the week kicked off. Like there
1:51.3	is an element of like, you know, getting to the gym in the morning, like, you know, you know, it's,
1:56.5	you hate yourself. Oh my God, it's still dark out. But then you get through with the gym and you go,
2:01.6	I'm happy my week started. I'm having my day started, you know. And you know, and then it's like
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