Here's how I look at life. You're unlucky. I'm unlucky. We're all unlucky. But don't worry,

that's a good thing. Let me make my point. You're not going to win the lottery. You're

not going to win in Vegas. You may get crabs. You bring that on yourself. Actually, they

don't want me to work, but I'll keep it straight. Now, people say to me all the time, Adam,

what do you mean? You're not lucky. Look at your house. Look at your cars. Look at your

life. Look at your wife. Look at everything that you have. That's not luck. That's me.

I earned that. And if I thought I was lucky, I'd probably still be sitting in my one bedroom

apartment in North Hollywood on my futon, scratching lottery tickets. See, that's just

it. I know I'm unlucky. I bet on the last five super balls and loss. As a matter of

fact, I lost four in a row and said, I'm not betting this last year because I lose every

year. And Jimmy Kimmel called me and said, who do you like in the super ball? And I said,

I'm not betting, Jimmy. And he said, you have to bet. So I know how to bet because I'm

going to bet against you because you're that unlucky. And I lost. Thus he won. It's always

nice when a rich guy gets richer. People say, oh, well, if you hand met Jimmy Kimmel, you

wouldn't have gotten to radio. So that was lucky. I'll grant you this. We're all lucky

not to be born stillborn or to have been clipped by a cattle truck when we were rolling

polar blading or not stepped in a bear trap when we were five years old and devoured by

hyenas. That's how my cousin went. For the point is, yes, we're all lucky to be standing

on this planet without a horrible disease. And I understand there are certain people that

are super unlucky and have things like tumors and bronchitis and that sort of thing. We dodged

that bullet. So your dad could own a Ferrari dealership that would put you at the top or

you could be born without your limbs. That would put you on the bottom. But then there's

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