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Why Are People Always Surprised That Producer Amber’s Parents Are Black?!

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🗓️ 25 September 2023

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

We helped her text the repairman she thought was so hot, and she landed the date. Did reality meet the fantasy? Get the #TextingTutor update! + Producer Amber is Black and adopted! And for some reason everyone hears that and expects her parents to be a certain race...and she wants to know: WHY?! She'll break it down. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

get it. The bird show. All right, so let's get an update on texting Tutor from Friday.

0:06.0

This was, we thought this would be a slam dunk in a was.

0:08.4

Yeah, it pretty much was. So this woman needed some repairs done at her house and turns

0:14.5

out the handyman was pretty sexy. Might be good with his hands too. And so we actually

0:19.3

got to have a nice little lighthearted texting tutor where we helped her get asked out by

0:23.8

this guy. And we didn't have to do too much work because it seemed like he was pretty

0:28.7

into it. We sent like a couple of texts back and forth where we were like, Hey, you

0:32.4

forgot something at my house. And he's like, what? And she's like, you forgot to ask

0:36.0

me out. And he's like, Oh, you're right. So they ended up making some plans. And now

0:40.8

we're going to find out if it's going to go a little bit farther than just initial

0:44.4

physical attraction. All right. So here's how the date went. Hey, bird show, we did

0:48.9

go out. It was to be honest, pretty incredible. He picked me up. Okay. Like he had asked

0:55.8

like a son would pick up the mom. Exactly. Just like that. And took me to one of his favorite

1:02.8

restaurants. It was pretty great. He's great taste and food and atmosphere. And he scores big

1:07.8

bonus points for opening the car door. He's applying out my chair as we sat down. What a gentleman.

1:13.0

I honestly don't think anyone has ever done that for me. I was going great until one major red flag

1:21.2

was raised. Put it down now. Towards the end of the dinner. He very casually mentioned that he's

1:25.6

still legally married. Oh, oh, well. That could be. That's a red flag. It's more of a stop sign.

1:34.4

A little bit of a speed bump, huh? He assured me that he's in the process of getting a divorce.

1:39.5

He seemed genuine about it. So I do think he's telling the truth about the divorce. However,

1:45.5

I don't know if he isn't divorced, that he's married back away back away from the pain.

1:50.5

Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep. I don't like the idea of seeing a married man. Is this different?

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