This is LBC from Global, leading Britain's conversation.

Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Four minutes after 12 is the time, and Mystery Hour is upon us.

Your weekly opportunity to achieve the sort of satisfaction

not ordinarily available anywhere else on your radio dial.

You know what we missed earlier, don't you?

I should have given...

I should have given Jamie a Rayleigh Otter.

You mentioned Jamie Oliver on the radio and Jamie rings in.

He's almost textbook Rayleigh Otter,

but I felt it would have spoiled the tone

and I wouldn't have had the opportunity to get Keith's special recipe tips. So how this hour of radio works is this.

You ring in with a question. I banter with you for a bit, crack some hilarious jokes and drop

some killing puns, and then someone else rings in with the answer. And it's magnificent.

It's also available in all manner of strange places now this podcast. So if you're not listening live on the radio at the minute, then a particularly warm welcome to you. It's four minutes after 12 if you're listening live. And this is Mystery Out.

And the phone lines are full, so I don't think I need to do a talk.

But why the phone line's full?

I must be doing something right today.

It's all gone perfectly.

Jinkst it.

Jinks it.

Ket's going to set fire to his eyebrows later when he flames his pork shop.

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