It's the Birch Show. I'm stunned and kind of happy, actually, that they haven't figured out who she is yet because she is going, ooh. Comments are going to be bad. Maybe she's going to lose her job. I don't know. You guys know who home run Karen is? Oh, oh, do I know who home run Karen is? So, Abby, you've been out of the country and you've still got the saltwater smell on your hair

from landing from Crete.

So you haven't been online at all.

But a couple of days ago, at a Marlins game in Florida, they're playing Philadelphia, right?

And there is a home run hit into like left field or whatever by one of the Phillies players.

And a dad is there with his two kids in his Phillies gear.

Kids are in the Phillies gear also.

Home run is hit.

And you've seen this play out a million times before in Major League Baseball Stadiums for a foul ball or a home run.

You got like six people that are all converging on the baseball.

And then one of them usually comes out of it, victorious and holds it up, right?

This is what happens at the Philly game.

So dad runs in there.

He's got like five people around.

He's the one that gets the ball.

And he's so excited.

He's holding up the ball for his son

because they specifically went to the game to catch a home run ball on the kid's birthday.

And they've done this for a couple of years now. And the kid was what, 10, 11 years old?

Something like that. Something like that, right? They sit in the same seats and they hope and pray. And on this particular year, it actually happened. So he grabs the ball. He's walking back to his son. He's so excited. He puts the ball in his son's mitt. So he's sitting in left field with his glove on. Really thinking he's going to catch a home run. and sure enough, they finally get it, right? This is 10th birthday. 10th birthday, all right?

Double digits, baby. with his glove on. Really thinking he's going to catch a home run and sure enough, they finally get it, right? It was his 10th birthday.

10th birthday, all right?

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