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Whose Side Are You On In This Fight That Could Have Been Prevented?!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 September 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

Wanna avoid a fight with Kristin? Just listen to her! She shares the argument she had with her husband that could have been prevented with one simple thing!

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0:00.0

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0:39.1

and it could have been completely avoided if he just would have listened to me.

0:44.3

It was that simple.

0:45.7

Just listen to your wife, and this whole thing could have been avoided.

0:49.3

All right, so there we were in the kitchen, and I admit, like, I screwed up.

0:55.7

And I knew I screwed up.

0:56.9

One, I knew I screwed up as soon as my husband walked in the door and the look he gave me.

1:00.6

I got the, like, the hairy Bart Eyeball, right?

1:03.1

Or the Bart Harry eyeball.

1:05.0

And so what had happened was the other day Jimmy had had a nightmare of the day. Which sidebar was talking to

1:13.0

the like our little neighborhood gathering last night? Everybody else's kids were acting like

1:18.4

heathens and somebody mentioned the full moon. And I'm like, is that a thing? But it was so

1:24.7

odd that everybody's kid was acting out on the same day and it was brought up that there was a full moon.

1:32.6

And I'm like, I'm wondering if that is the case, yes or no.

1:35.9

But anyway, Jimmy just, he had an off day.

1:38.9

My dude had an off day.

1:41.3

And it was, it took a toll on his mom and dad. So we get towards the end of the day,

1:48.7

Bart wanted to get him to bed early, which I completely understood because he had been a tyrant.

1:52.8

You know, Jimmy had been a tyrant that day. However, there was a poster board project that I

1:56.8

was needed to work on. And it's his all about if you have a kid in pre-K,

2:02.0

apparently this is like a homework assignment everybody has to do.

2:05.6

You take a poster board and it's an all about me poster board project

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