The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world.

Hello, Bugleers, and welcome to issue 4,252 of the Bugle audio newspaper for an unremittingly

visual world.

The one remaining pipe organ of truth in the derelict church of humanity.

I got my words, I put those words in that order but I did not invent the words.

Capital Plasma, that is my word.

Splatter of Tronacism, also my word, and Bluigra Classic, who knows.

I am Andy Zoltzmann, Lord of all I survey, and all I survey is me, and when I survey myself,

I generally find that 100% of myself would like a change of leadership.

Joining me today from not one, but two sides of the Atlantic, this one and that one to

be precise, are firstly from a couple of miles north of the shed, where I currently am

sitting, itch, Nish Kumar, hello, Nish, how are you?

Hello Andy, hello Bugleers, I am, as we discussed just before we got on air, it's recovering

from a lurgy, Andy, but novelty value, it was not COVID-19.

Oh right, that's exciting.

It feels really old school, just to be coughing up, lovefuls of flam, with no inference

that a bat from China is to blow.

It's a great feeling.

It's a really great feeling.

So who are you blaming instead?

I don't know, I'm going to say, I guess just, it's another classic random animal slash

country combination.

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