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Who Will Be Sitting In The Stands During The Bert Show’s College Football Bet?

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 November 2024

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Someone’s gonna be singing and someone’s gonna be sitting pretty in the stands watching! Who do you think is losing The Bert Show’s College Football Bet?

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1:02.6

Hey, the bird show.

1:04.4

I was feeling kind of funky this morning when I walked in here because I made the bonehead mistake of thinking, you know what, I hit snooze one time.

1:12.6

I just need 10 minutes.

1:13.6

One time I hit snooze and I hit it and then I accidentally hit off.

1:18.8

So I wake up at like 5.40 this morning, 20 minutes before the show.

1:23.7

All groggy.

1:24.8

I got that brain fog going as I haul ass to get in here.

1:28.1

And now I'm not even feeling right when I get in here.

1:30.8

I do my espresso shot thinking that was going to give me the jolt that I needed to get me into the bird show spirit.

1:37.9

That didn't do it.

1:39.2

But then how did East Carolina University give me the adrenaline push that I eat?

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