Who was the most out-of-touch nutcase you've ever had to deal with?

So I was at a bar, and some guy was giving an impromptu lecture on why millennials are so broke,

and he blamed it on all of us being lazy students who don't want to work or go to school.

When asked what he did, he said he was a property owner and owned a few apartment buildings.

Then one of his friends chimes in with the fact he doesn't own any properties, he manages them for his uncle who

pays him to do nothing all day. My friend stole my credit card information and bought loads of

expensive stuff. I asked her if it was her before reporting it, knowing that, A, she was going through a tough time

and I wanted to give her a chance to make it right, and B, that I could be in trouble for conspiracy

to fraud if I reported it, and they believed I'd got stuff delivered to my friend to claim fraud

for the money back. She said, no, it wasn't her. I thought someone else had done it, so I reported

it. When she got arrested, she said she didn't

think that they'd take the fraud thing so far. She thought you could just call up banks to get

their money back, and they wouldn't even investigate. Wow, they really take this identity theft thing

really seriously. Who knew? I'm fairly convinced that my current shift supervisor thinks anyone

who works an overtime shift is doing it out of loyalty to the company, and not because of the

overtime pay rate. I have an aunt who's never really worked a day in her life because her

husband created his own business early on in life. They live in a McMention, and I was over

once, and we got to talking about fitness, and she told me,

Oh yeah, we send Pamela to this special training gym. It's only $200 a week. You should try it.

The fact that, to her, it was only $200 really kills me. I made $9.95 an hour at the time. She's nice enough, but not in touch

with reality at all. It's a banana, Michael. What could it possibly cost? $12? I knew a girl who cheated

on her boyfriend, and when he found out he broke up with her. She said, you can't break up with me.

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