Who was really on that Island...
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Ethan and Patrick
4.7 • 531 Ratings
🗓️ 2 March 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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Welcome to the Crunch: the only podcast with guys who talk about stink bugs, their kids saying goofy things and what's up with the Epstein list.
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| 0:00.0 | It is going to be a thing where Epstein was like trying to, you know, play. |
| 0:03.8 | He was a chess mastermind and he was trying to like manipulate. |
| 0:07.9 | But it's going to be the people on the list that he actually successfully got into manipulation |
| 0:12.0 | are going to be like the president of a Fortune 2000 company. |
| 0:16.0 | The president of Zimbabwe. |
| 0:17.6 | Right. |
| 0:18.0 | It's going to be like very minor political figures that are going to be maybe ruined |
| 0:23.1 | themselves, but like it's not, it's not going to be mega stars and Bill Gates. |
| 0:30.2 | And this is my prediction. |
| 0:31.9 | This is my prediction. |
| 0:32.6 | I might be wrong, but I hope I'm right. |
| 0:36.7 | Yeah. but I hope I'm right. |
| 0:46.3 | Welcome to The Crunch, |
| 0:47.8 | the only podcast where it's Adam and Eve, |
| 0:49.2 | not Minecraft Steve. |
| 0:50.3 | It's your boy, Ethan. |
| 0:51.5 | And I'm Patrick. |
| 0:55.0 | I think we did an Adam and Eve opener already, |
| 1:01.5 | but I like this one. Yeah? I think it's good. Also, may I say, you look like you've been lifting. |
| 1:08.3 | I haven't, I haven't been, I just haven't worn a t-shirt in a long time. Oh, is that what it is? |
| 1:13.1 | I'm really, I was really hot. And so I had to, I had to strip down. For those of you that want to see me stripped down on my, on a Catholic podcast, Ethan, |
| 1:18.2 | unplugged, Ethan unplugged and and de-rope, disrobed. No, no, no, no, I would never sell my body for money |
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