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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 23 November 2020

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

The boys talk about covid, vibrator battery deliveries, and how socks are simply masks for your feet. They also riff on daytime ghosts, how stupid pet rocks are, and give some advice to a listener that cums too quick.

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0:00.0	Socks are such a funny concept to me. They're just like wife beaters for your feet.
0:05.7	Exactly what they are. You ever go boogie boarding? You ever wear a rash guard?
0:10.0	Look at me! Yes!
0:11.6	Okay, so a rash guard. Like socks are a rash guard for your feet essentially.
0:15.7	Because if you go sockless in, uh, in fucking shoes, they get gross.
0:21.9	They, they you get like calluses and shit. So socks are just a rash guard.
0:25.3	You ever go boogie boarding with no rash guard? Fuck, you get out of the goddamn
0:29.2	water and it's like, oh shit, I have HPV all over my tits.
0:31.9	Uh, yeah. You get beat up out there. You get beat up out there.
0:37.6	My favorite is when you respond to some lunacy, I say like, yeah.
0:41.6	I'm saying.
0:42.4	Uh, yeah, yeah.
0:43.6	No, I was, I was reflecting on my childhood of the boogie board era, you know?
0:48.7	What's up, boogie board? Did you have, because I had a boogie board, a rash guard,
0:51.9	and the fins, the flippers. Oh, so you were a bitch.
0:56.4	What's going on? Oh, not like the full scoop of funds to fucking
1:00.5	ones for boogie boarding. So you could get a lot of speed.
1:03.3	Do you want short boogie boarding? Yeah, they're like real, they're like real,
1:07.1	the fin was like real small, like only like four or five inches, like my, uh, no,
1:11.7	I never, I never had that. Yeah, yeah, but I didn't love boogie boarding.
1:15.0	I'll tell you what, I went boogie boarding. Were you there with the day of boogie boarding?
1:18.3	I was, yeah. Fun is fuck, man. Yeah, you guys came out of like,
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