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Larry Miller Show

Who Wants A Brand New Car?

Larry Miller Show

Jeff Fox

Shepherd, Garrison, Booze, Keillor, Guffman, Prarie, Hangovers, Larry, Improv, Home, Jean, Comedy, Miller, Companion, Drunk

4.61.1K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2019

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Larry gets a new car, but not before moving a mountain of spare change out of his old one. And Larry ponders what ever happened to milk men and paper boys. Then we hear about the classic Yul Brenner movie "The Kind and I" and Larry recites the poem "The Winds of Fate" by Ella Wheeler Wilcox.

Quote of the week: "That was wild. That was like getting a Rolls Royce or something."

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0:00.0

And now live from Level 5 productions on the Island of Miloronia, it's the Larry Miller Show. The Good evening Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. America and everyone who wants a brand new car. but in a way aren't we all and boy oh boy is it ever beautiful here in southern

0:46.3

California we're not on milleronia not today and part of the reason is because of a story I'm going to tell you.

0:55.0

But it sure is pretty here.

0:57.0

Boy, you can't beat Southern California.

1:00.0

Sure, I mean, our country has great places in it.

1:03.0

You know, North Dakota is gorgeous and I'm not making a joke about that.

1:07.0

I'm saying it is, it's wonderful.

1:09.0

So all the, well, all the colder places like Wisconsin and Minnesota but you know what it's hard to

1:16.2

beat Southern California if you say well I'm looking for sunny days and warm

1:20.8

weather well all right I, I think you're here. I think you got it. But it sure is nice to be back, as much as I love Miloronia. of course as you know what that the music always

1:35.4

makes me happy anyway and the Colonel too that's of course the Yule Brenner

1:40.1

orchestra and the Deborah Carr dancers featuring Boy Tener Brad Simpson asking the musical question

1:47.3

Are there any more Milkman and if so does anyone invite them into their kitchen for a cup of coffee?

1:55.0

Good question, Brad.

1:57.0

First of all, I hope so.

2:00.0

Look, men were great.

2:01.0

I think a very sweet American custom that, uh, nice to have in our lives, all of our lives.

2:08.6

We need some eggs too, don't forget to leave a note from Mr Buchanan. it was good and I'll bet though no one invites

2:19.2

them in for coffee anymore that would be a hundred and 130 cups of coffee a day. If you think about it, that would be just crazy.

2:27.0

By 11 o'clock, his teeth would be ground down to nubs.

2:30.0

And, uh... But I'll tell you what oh my milkman we had a milkman when we moved into our house on Long Island that was

2:39.7

1956 and we had a milkbox around the back, because of course you don't put your milkbox up near the front door.

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