Who Thought Quidditch was a Good Idea?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 November 2014

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes get on our Nimbus 2000s, let the golden snitch slip through our fingers and get hit by a bludger while while wondering who thought Quidditch was a good idea? We look at the proud sport of Boulderhead, the problem of height, and the danger inherent in using cleaning equipment as sporting equipment. Jackson accuses Madame Hooch of having a drinking problem, Zammit wants to introduce some basic necessary regulations, and Duscher just wishes he could do a Scottish accent. It's a brutal, airborne, game of champions, that can only end when someone grabs a snitch.Want to help us get the newest Firebolt? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help make a difference in our quidditch career.

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0:00.0	Short clips of this bullshit now on Tik-Tok.
0:03.8	Watch it too much and make us go viral.
0:06.0	Now on, help ruin other people's days.
0:08.6	Just search for plumbing the Death Star on Tik-Tok
0:10.8	and don't forget to like, comment and follow so we can trick that
0:14.1	algorithm into thinking that any of this is good.
0:22.4	This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber.
0:32.0	So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.
0:36.0	Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply, check the Uber app.
0:41.0	Just imagine what your best Christmas ever would sound like.
0:45.0	Thank you for calling National Lottery.
0:46.0	I can see you calling about a winner today, is that correct?
0:49.0	Yeah, I think I have.
0:50.0	I'll just take to double check for I do a cartwheel.
0:52.0	Yeah, I can confirm that you have won the top prize 1.2 million.
0:56.3	Oh my what! Happy Christmas! Why do no?
1:00.0	You have the best Christmas ever.
1:06.0	This Christmas, it could be you. The National Lottery.
1:07.0	Rules and procedures apply.
1:09.0	Players must be 18 or over. Hey Alex, we should hang out sometime. Hey guys, and welcome to another episode of plumbing the Death Eaters,
1:25.0	where we asked the important questions like,
1:27.0	who thought Quiddage?
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