Hi, diddley-do neighbors. All right, it's a Wednesday. We've got a lot of ground to cover.

Right now, Scott Harris is on one of these private Zoom calls with the beat writers.

Rieger is part of that call. So if anything interesting comes out of that, we're going to give it to you.

But we wanted to start with something.

We just have it at a chance to get to following the lions and the Quinn Hughes stuff.

And it is the wild deal at the University of Michigan where you don't have a full-time president.

You have an embattled athletic director who should be and might be getting fired.

And you don't have a football coach because your last one couldn't control his weiner.

So you're in this weird situation of needing a coach.

You don't know who's doing the hiring.

The whole department is under investigation.

You've hired a firm to investigate you the same way your

former president was investigated. And all along the way, we haven't had a chance to ask you

who and what you would like as your head coach. Now, all penis jokes aside, when we're asking you this question,

it's difficult because some people can't be hired in good faith. Let me explain. We can make

the jokes about Stiffy for Biffy, but the reality is Biff Pogie could not be hired because he was

on the coaching staff that featured a bunch of cheating.

He coached with Sharon.

You don't know what he did and didn't know about Sharon.

And God forbid something comes out that he did know things about Sharon.

You've arrived right back at square one.

So you think he would get in trouble because he knew something?

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