That was the word soup that Kenny Dillingham offered.

Coach, are you leaving to go coach at Michigan?

That was the answer.

Bizarre.

But again, what do you want?

All the reporting that goes on, it doesn't really take into account what you as fans want.

David, what's the early returns on ticket text?

I'm seeing some wild suggestions here.

If DeBore loses Friday, he's the coach by Sunday.

If he wins, then Dillingham

is the coach on Saturday.

Someone else, Trent in Millington, says

bring in Dabo.

What? It's funny. A friend of

mine sent that same text to me,

what about Dabo?

I think Dabo and Clemson have hit where James Franklin and Penn State were. They're sleeping in separate bedrooms now. I think both want to get rid of the other. No, too bad. He's got a $70 million buyout. It's not my problem. I didn't sign the contract. No, I'm saying, but if they buy him out, do you just give them the clean slate and let them come to Michigan?

They can't. They don't have that money. They don't have that money. No, no, no, fair.

Jetfish, I think he could really improve Bryce. If Bryce leaves, then he should be able to bring the freshman quarterback from Washington.

So why is there, why is there some reporting in Michigan circles that Jedfish didn't pass a background check? That says a lot if you can't pass a background check at Michigan. Wasn't he, uh, didn't he bring counterstallions with him? I'm just telling you that some of the reporting in Michigan circles. I don't know the why. I'm not. And honestly, I don't really want to know anything more about any Michigan man.

Because the more I find out, the more scummy they are.

Let me say this, and it's funny, I think whoever the next coach is, you may need to drop that Michigan man title for a while.

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