Who Secretly Sent This Super Cheesy Gift To Bert?!

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🗓️ 15 May 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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He got the strangest belated gift and card for his birthday...is someone messing with Bert? Who wrote him such an intimate card?! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	While you're listening to this podcast, I'm causing mischief.
0:05.0	Like creeping past sleepy granddad to sneak a pot of Petty Faloo from the fridge.
0:12.0	Because Petty Fal Lou fuels the mischief.
0:15.0	Boom!
0:16.0	Mom says that Petty for Lou is made with calcium and vitamin D for healthy bones. She knows best, most of the time.
0:27.0	Fueling mischief with petty flu.
0:30.0	You're on The The Bert Show.
0:33.0	Present you with a Choose Your Own Adventure.
0:37.0	Go to the left here, you get conundrum.
0:41.0	You go to the right, you get birthday mystery. Which do you like? Which do you want?
0:48.0	Make a decision as a group. I want birthday mystery. I'm feeling mystery. I feel like I know what I'm getting into with birthday mystery. Yeah, I want the mystery. Mystery okay.
0:59.7	I got a package
1:09.7	Actually was a box that was wrapped in William Sonoma gift wrap. Oh, fancy. Right? Yeah. In my house with a nice little card on it, right? So I open up the card and I want to get the
1:21.4	wording right on this hold on a sec
1:24.0	The wording was
1:30.0	Hmm hold
1:31.0	I thought you were going to go with conundrum.
1:35.0	Really? I'm about to.
1:37.0	Is conundrum a better story?
1:39.0	It's not too late to pivot.
1:40.0	Um, no, it's not.
1:41.0	Okay.
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